I remember seeing flashes of the Oscars as I watched the news with "American Beauty" being said several times by those horrible American Wimmen with mouths like a postbox, and thinking "no way I want to see more American trash".
But there was a radio doco on the real live MURDER based on a gal who imitated the movie to kill her husband, and the jingle jangle music from the movie put the hooks into me to watch the movie.
I was pleasantly surprised, as it told my own story of a 20 year marriage as a SNAG, BUT somehow having survived 25 years PAST that time.
Hence I am Lester_Burnham_Risen in these forums as I come BACK with the experience of Zarathustra to "tear down the closets" and tell all about the American Beauty [which we adopted in Oz "like a Cong-aline of Suckholes" to use that now famous terminology].
The great irony is that, while the post-box wimmin did not realize it, the movie is actually a satire ABOUT how such wimmin [as Ms B, my loving wife] have taken over the world and put the whole American Pie out in the rain to give us the American Beauty ["and I'll never have the recipe again" to put Humpty back together].
I have already done a video summary, so please tune in to the three episodes.
Boy you really are an asshole aren't you?
ReplyDeleteI really cannot make up my mind for whom to have more contempt: you for your shitty, nasty attitude towards women, LGBT persons and basically anyone who isn't heterosexual, male, and presumably white, or that pathetic, spineless, lily-livered jellyfish of a *wife* of yours for not having the backbone to leave your skanky ass.
ReplyDeleteI have family in the UK and they always said Australians were jerks. I used to think that was prejudice but having come across the likes of you I am not so sure.
Scott, I see you are what the gay in his Ellen Degenerate closet Col F described as "why do those fags always rub it in your face".
ReplyDeleteYou have your lovely "partner" and I guess get pasta from Fallacios.
Please see my videos on the Beauty and comment as you might.